Definitions by CHRIS

Riding the Rainbow 

While going down on a girl; the girl rips her tampon out and sticks it in your mouth.

"Hey, did you hear about Dave last night?"
"Yeah, his girlfriend made him ride the rainbow."

Riding the Rainbow by Chris April 5, 2005

nadsat

a language used in clockwork orange consisting of english, russian, and slang

synthemesc is nadsat for synthetic mescaline

nadsat by chris April 3, 2005

croag 

A Cigarette, but not a cigar or cigarillo.

I'm gonna go outside and smoke a croag.

croag by Chris April 2, 2005

assflute 

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass

Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex

assflute by chris April 1, 2005

hawthorne heights 

worst fucking band i've heard since Color Me Bad

Hey have you heard of that new band Hawthorne Heights?
Nope.
Yeah, i thought so, you usually only listen to GOOD music

hawthorne heights by Chris April 1, 2005

Scoob 

The act of inserting 3 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index, middle, and ring fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). The thumb is then bent and dog barks and ruffs are expected. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described as the next level up from the Shocker. This method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Pharrell have been able to pull it off.

I gave her the Shocker, but she was used to it, so i gave her the Spock-er, but she wasn't into Star Trek so I gave her the SCOOB

Scoob by Chris April 1, 2005

Moth

A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.

"Tommy is such a moth!"

Moth by Chris March 31, 2005