Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CHAD

schmoop

To be disrespected by another who has not experienced the schmoopiness himself

She was schmooped in the back of the class.

schmoop by Chad December 14, 2004

To leave on foot, to walk away, to get the fuck on...

-You better kick some rocks if you plan on making it to school on time.
-Man you're really pissing me off, go kick some rocks.

Kick Some Rocks by Chad December 11, 2004

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

Shlits by Chad December 11, 2004

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

Ass Clap by Chad December 11, 2004

A non-derogatory term used to describe a person that is half Black and half Philipino.

Fool, you know I can dance, I'm niggapino!

niggapino by Chad December 11, 2004

A term used to describe a persons inching genitles.

Don't lie, you know you want some of my Itchy Itchy Yum Yum!

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

Cork It by Chad December 11, 2004