CABAGE No2's definitions

George Washingmachine

The real name of the first president of the USA.

"hey it's George Washington!"
"no, it's George Washingmachine."

by CABAGE No2 February 14, 2023

Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious

"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."

by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023

Gregma Male

Super hot, Super sexy, can never grow a beard, and all legally changed their names to Greg

I’m a gregma male

by CABAGE No2 May 17, 2022

Adidas

The Greek goddess Nike’s greatest weakness

Nike: bruh
Some Greek: adidas
Nike: (ded)

by CABAGE No2 May 9, 2022

Dinky Gunky

The world’s most infamous ripoff of Danny Gonzalez

Dinky Gunky

by CABAGE No2 May 8, 2022

Ultimate Straight

The opposite of big gay

Ultimate straight

by CABAGE No2 May 7, 2022

😑

😐 for Asian people (and I am Asian)

😑

by CABAGE No2 April 29, 2022