Mum: Will, open your present! I know you'll ADORE it!
Will: *Hopes that it is the new gaming console, the Xbox 360*
Dad: *Smiles proudly, hoping that Will would be happy*
Will: *Tears open the present* π Mate, dis is a facking book *Reads title* Holy crap, I'm not some sort of nerd mate, I don't read
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