An illegal beverage supposedly containing watermelon water, pure alcohol and ketamine. Said to be the most dangerous drink, even by top criminals.
"BOI... Why is Danny dead?! Dat' was almost no alcohol. What is wrong with him?! It was just watermelon water, ya' get me??"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
"Nah, Boss. Itta was a Sodium Shake, mate. Deadddly gear!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.
by C L G February 05, 2021
Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.
“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
Just like a Pretty Penny means a big amount of money, a Sexy Penny means an absolutely enormous amount of money, usually in the tens of millions or above.
by C L G February 14, 2020
1800s slang for smart/dapper, afternoonified was first identified by Andrew Forrester (Victorian writer, pen name of James Redding Ware).
“Quite sorry to trouble you, Jasper, but I don't think this jacket is quite afternoonified enough for me. Could we change it before the wedding?”
by C L G January 31, 2021
When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.
by C L G September 06, 2017
A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
by C L G June 28, 2018