Definitions by C L G

Fuckpecker 

A Fuckpecker is somebody who continually begs somebody else to date them and/or have a sexual relationship with them. In reference to how a woodpecker continually pecks wood.

“Please date me! Please! Please! PLEASE.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”

Fuckpecker by C L G June 29, 2020

Wafflefairy 

A Wafflefairy is somebody who's extremely loud and irritating, often tormenting you in small but annoying ways.

“I'm never babysitting for them again. Their kid is such a Wafflefairy!”

Wafflefairy by C L G June 29, 2020

Icky Spat 

A small but unpleasant argument, normally with a close friend or relative.

“You need to stay on my sofa because you had a big fuck-off argument with your parents?”
“IT WASN'T A BIG FUCK-OFF ARGUMENT. It was... Just an Icky Spat.”

Icky Spat by C L G June 29, 2020

Sussexy 

Combining Sussex and So Sexy, Sussexy is a Prince Harry & Meghan Markle fan phrase referring to their attractive lifestyle or how good they look together.

“Did you watch the royal wedding?”
“OMG I know... It was Sussexy!”

Sussexy by C L G June 29, 2020

Bog Roll Bandits 

People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.

“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”

Bog Roll Bandits by C L G June 29, 2020

09/05/1782 

If somebody asks you when you're free for a plan and you have no intention of going through with the plan, you can reply with 09/05/1782. In reference to September 5th 1782 - the day when, supposedly, nothing happened.

“We should totally go and watch Pitch Perfect 7! When are you free?”
“09/05/1782...”

09/05/1782 by C L G June 29, 2020

Swift Seizer 

A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.

“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”

Swift Seizer by C L G June 29, 2020