People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.
by C L G June 30, 2020
Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.
by C L G July 04, 2021
To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
by C L G January 31, 2021
A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.
"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
by C L G June 28, 2018
Where two people sign a document that will probably end up causing a bad situation for both parties involved.
by C L G September 21, 2017
A 'Chav' can be found jumping from playground equipment, kicking cans and walking like they have a twisted ankle. The reasons for this strange behaviour is unknown, but some spectators suggest it could be to establish their importance, since they're normally about half the height of an average person. Their outfits of choice are full blue tracksuits, hoodies, empty backpacks and caps... preferably backwards. They like to threaten people and then run when approached, as well as carrying plenty of fake knives and bags of sugar to attempt to feel in charge and appeal to other members of the strange species. They can also be seen smoking joke cigarettes and carrying water pistols, in groups of at least 69.
Person 1: Did you see Shawn?!
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
by C L G September 01, 2017
In aquatics, the act of ordering fast food in a submarine or other water-associated transport system at an underwater drive-thru.
by C L G March 24, 2020