Definitions by C++

dumbolic 

To be so wrapped up in your own Kool-Aid agenda that you have no clue that you are really talking out of your ass. The word was invented by pundit Joe Klien in a rant about how Matt Drudge sucks, but the part of the original article he quoted to support his case actually validated the Drudge headline so Klien was clearly referring to himself.

Did you catch that Senator on TV the other night going on about how earmarks are bad but his own pet projects were special? How dumbolic.

dumbolic by C++ October 8, 2007

sheep 

1. Large, cute farm animal whose wool is harvested to make clothing and other goods. Also, sheep meat or mutton is a popular and tasty delicacy in many cultures.

2. A person who mindlessly follows someone else's agenda, usually that of the loudest and dumbest person around. See politics and online games.

3. Popular love partner for Welshmen everywhere.

1. Sheep make great pets, particularly if you live in a cold climate.

2. guy>HA HA HA I PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT IM SO SPECIAL
me> So do you like that online game?
guy> actually no, its lame and shitty but everyone else plays it so i have to or i wouldnt be cool anymore. also i like michael moore because hes big and loud, not sure what he believes in tho
me> Congratulations, you sir are a sheep.

3. Honest Llyffl's Ranch and Brothel

sheep by C++ September 8, 2006

beer taxi 

When you're happily drinking with friends and rest your eyes for a second at the local pub, and suddenly wake up to find yourself sprawled across the steps of your house or in some alley in the middle of nowhere, then you my friend have just taken a ride in the beer taxi.

Beer Taxi: ferrying blokes to random ass places since 10,000 BC.

beer taxi by C++ June 22, 2006

paratrooper 

Soldier who is trained to jump out of perfectly good airplanes, for the purpose of inserting in enemy territory away from the heavy defenses around national borders and the front lines.

Paratroopers are pretty helpless during the airdrop, but their strength is in putting force in an area that isn't expecting it or prepared to react.

paratrooper by C++ June 22, 2006

anti-chav 

Basically, people who hate chavs and want to form a social club about it. The irony is they rightfully accuse chavs of being dumb, brutish, sheeple assholes but in doing so they themselves do the exact same thing.

I'm not anti-chav, I'm anti-stupid. There is a difference.

anti-chav by C++ June 22, 2006

White Sox 

News Flash: The Cubs and White Sox are not in the same league, so it is actually okay to cheer for both of them and hope they both do well. They're both great baseball teams and people who bitch about how one sucks and the other is awesome look like morons.

Instead let's talk about how much the Yanks and the Cards suck ass, because they do.

The White Sox are an old and excellent baseball team, and if the zealots would just cool it a bit the sane sports fans of Chicago would greatly appreciate. Thanks.

White Sox by C++ June 22, 2006

gym bunny

A gym bunny is someone who spends large amounts of time working out for the sole purpose of 'looking ripped'. Can be male or female, always extremely vain and superficial. Prevalent in California, which should come as no surprise since this state is a magnet for all the nation's nutjobs and screwups.

The difference between a gym bunny and someone who just works out a lot is the latter exercises to be able to do physical stuff like move heavy objects on a regular basis, whereas the gym bunny does it exclusively for visual reasons and probably couldn't do anything with those perfectly toned muscles if they had to.

Three ways to tell if someone is a gym bunny:

1. They're amazingly well-sculpted but still seem unable to do anything involving physical labor.

2. Often talk with friends about how much time they spend at the gym and overtly cut meetings and social events short because they have to get to the gym.

3. Act as if their physical fitness by itself makes them better than others.

gym bunny by C++ June 22, 2006