Byrd's definitions

erns

The way white white girls trying to be cool pronounce earings.

Upon opening her gift, Jackie exclaimed, "Juicy erns! I wanted these!"

by ByRd December 31, 2006

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by ByRd December 29, 2007

hockle

Not north east dialect for spitting. Thats hock a loogie

No one says hockle

by byrd June 17, 2004

champion of the world

THe person who is the best in their feild is considered to be the champion of the world. This usually relates to sports.

ByRd is the champion of the world

Ed is the champion of the world in k9 rim jobs

by ByRd December 4, 2004

fuzzy math

Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.

Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.

Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.

by Byrd July 20, 2004

surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 5, 2004

facebook stalking

Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life

I am facebook stalking you right now

by ByRd December 11, 2007