Buttpucker 's definitions

Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Farge

Like the top of a ketchup bottle the gooey, crusty stuff thats builds up.

Alternative spelling/pronunciation see “tharge”

I wanted mustard on my hot dog until I saw all of that farge under the cap.

by Buttpucker January 19, 2022

pugescent

When something makes you want to super-puke or double-puke.

Fish that eat toe jam off your feet when you get a pedicure is completely pugescent!

by Buttpucker January 24, 2018

Blue clit

When a woman gets horny & teased but does not climax, resulting in grumpiness and phantom pain in the crotch.

You had to ruin the mood again and give me blue clit!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

TBTBs

Stands for “Tits Below The Belt” and refers to really huge, saggy, droopy, deflated breasts on a woman.

Dang! Look at that homeless lady’s TBTBs! Someone really should donate a bra to her.

by Buttpucker August 21, 2024

tharge

The dried-up, semi-solid drips of condiments left on tables and other surfaces.

Ewwww lets find another table, this one has ketchup tharge all over it.

by Buttpucker December 23, 2021