Butthead's definitions

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

shit eating

To be exceptionally smug, full of oneself.

after that gummer i had a shit eating grin

by butthead May 10, 2006

shaggy horse

Another euphemism, very old in English, for the male genitalia.

My wife rode the shaggy horse 'til it puked.

by butthead May 10, 2006

whore nugget

A sexual infection, or sore, growth, etc. on one's penis, or genitals

I woke up after that packer party with a massive whore nugget on my dick.

by butthead May 2, 2006

anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead January 5, 2006

dicksmasher

Canadian equivalent of wanker, tosser, etc. A useless person.

Butthead is a dicksmasher.

by butthead December 17, 2005

butt nuggett

A lump of shit clinging to the anus, or in the gaunch.

I was so bored I was picking butt nuggetts out of the foreman's tonsils.

by butthead December 17, 2005