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Right wing bimbo

A conservative/Republican female with a low IQ, unable to answer questions that are stranded knowledge to fifth graders, and uses phrases like "lamestream media" because they will be revealed to be as dumb as they look. So they go to whine on Fox News or talk radio about their "unfair treatment" from the non existent liberal media.

Usually privileged white women who are better off making porno movies. They rely on conservative manginas to protect them from any legitimate criticism. Right Wing bimbo's will claim to be constitutionalists but don't know a damn thing about what is written in it, tend to be pro life and for abstinence when their daughters are pregnant and/or slutty.
The top examples of a right wing bimbo are, Sarah "Carbuo Barbie" Palin, Michele "batshit insane" Bachmann, Christina "dumber then a fifth grader" O'Donnal, Sharon "Latino hating racist" Angle, Carly "the destroyer of HP " Fiorina.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago February 20, 2011
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Tradwife

A right wing thot who couldn't find a real man so she marries a right wing incel for their money or government handouts. Says she loves her husband but once she finds a non-incel such as a liberal or non-white she gets horny and goes on racist tirades. Until she inevitably cheats on him with an actual man or a family member.
Tradwifes are the biggest sluts or tend to be former sluts. Only incels with low standards have sex with or merry them.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago September 3, 2023
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conservative political correctness

The right wing version of political correctness. It can be easily spottered with a sharp ear because most conservatives are easily butthurt men-women children.
Examples of conservative political correctness include:

Christian persecution(there is none)
Butthurt reaction when called a bigot
Offended by being called a racist when using racial slurs
When conservative women are called sluts
Whining about the word white trash
Whining about the expansion of LGBT rights
Whining about socialism(ie what the rest of the civilized world has.)
Calling Atheists godless or Satan worshipers

Using the words "White working class" when it doesn't exist. They are really moochers who pop meth and smoke heroine all day.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 12, 2017
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Bombies

A term made up by far right Ukraine hating Kremlin trolls pretending to be left wing commenters. They usually whine about America sending arms to other countries in order to protect themselves against Russian aggression. They get really butthurt when their called Vatniks, Tankies, Orcs and any other phrase used to describe Moskals.
"Stop the war Bombies! - Kremlin paid Vatnik troll
by Burn Mar-a-Lago August 16, 2023
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Chimpism

The values of the modern conservative or rather chimpservitive. Chimpism is a combination of white nationalist aka racism, fascism, pseudo science such as climate change being fake and calling clumps of cells "babies" and arachno capitalist feudalism. Chimpservitives devolved into Chimpism when Barak Obama became president of the United States.
Anyone who whines about socialism is guilty of chimpism. Despite the fact they they mooch off socialist programs on a daily basis.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago March 3, 2019
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drug mule

A child of a non-liberal.
All children of non-liberal parents are drug mules.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023
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Chimp faggot

A male right winger. Typically hangs out on 4chan whining about the left making them feel oppressed while engaging in conspiracy about jews, non-whites and women. They want to return society back to the dark ages, use the term Deus Vault frequently and jack off to Ayn Rand novels. Pissing and moaning about how they would be the next John Galt if it wasn't for jews, communists and marxists.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago November 5, 2019
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