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A male right winger. Typically hangs out on 4chan whining about the left making them feel oppressed while engaging in conspiracy about jews, non-whites and women. They want to return society back to the dark ages, use the term Deus Vault frequently and jack off to Ayn Rand novels. Pissing and moaning about how they would be the next John Galt if it wasn't for jews, communists and marxists.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago November 5, 2019
Get the Chimp faggot mug.The right wing version of political correctness. It can be easily spottered with a sharp ear because most conservatives are easily butthurt men-women children.
Examples of conservative political correctness include:
Christian persecution(there is none)
Butthurt reaction when called a bigot
Offended by being called a racist when using racial slurs
When conservative women are called sluts
Whining about the word white trash
Whining about the expansion of LGBT rights
Whining about socialism(ie what the rest of the civilized world has.)
Calling Atheists godless or Satan worshipers
Using the words "White working class" when it doesn't exist. They are really moochers who pop meth and smoke heroine all day.
Christian persecution(there is none)
Butthurt reaction when called a bigot
Offended by being called a racist when using racial slurs
When conservative women are called sluts
Whining about the word white trash
Whining about the expansion of LGBT rights
Whining about socialism(ie what the rest of the civilized world has.)
Calling Atheists godless or Satan worshipers
Using the words "White working class" when it doesn't exist. They are really moochers who pop meth and smoke heroine all day.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago January 12, 2017
Get the conservative political correctness mug.The values of the modern conservative or rather chimpservitive. Chimpism is a combination of white nationalist aka racism, fascism, pseudo science such as climate change being fake and calling clumps of cells "babies" and arachno capitalist feudalism. Chimpservitives devolved into Chimpism when Barak Obama became president of the United States.
Anyone who whines about socialism is guilty of chimpism. Despite the fact they they mooch off socialist programs on a daily basis.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago March 3, 2019
Get the Chimpism mug.The Aryan monkey started chimping out when I burned stole and set his MAGAt hat on fire. Than I punched him in the face and he went done like a drunken monkey.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago October 1, 2018
Get the chimping out mug.A right wing thot who couldn't find a real man so she marries a right wing incel for their money or government handouts. Says she loves her husband but once she finds a non-incel such as a liberal or non-white she gets horny and goes on racist tirades. Until she inevitably cheats on him with an actual man or a family member.
Tradwifes are the biggest sluts or tend to be former sluts. Only incels with low standards have sex with or merry them.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago September 3, 2023
Get the Tradwife mug.Urine in a can. Prefered beverages of right wing loser MAGAts too fat or lightweight for real alcohol. It tastes terrible and those who do should feel bad for drinking it. Good thing their braincell's are already dying from ingesting piss beer.
Monty Python explains Light Beer.
Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!
Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!
by Burn Mar-a-Lago June 7, 2021
Get the Light beer mug.The current state of feminism. White women get away with things others do not. These include:
Falsely accuse minority men of rape because they ignore her advances or because the mood hit her.
Calling women of other races sluts out of jealousy, when they are sluts themselves.
Protection from criticism by manginas of both feminist and conservative leaning.
The right to label any legitimate critic of her delusional beliefs as a misogynist.
Dressing up in racist sorority costumes and receiving no punishment.
Raping , abusing and killing children/teenagers than get a free pass after saying a man made her do it or she say is also a victim of abuse.*coughhorseshitcough*
Scams people out of their money on Kickstarter she has can blame "men playing too much video games" for societies problems.
Obstruct justice, run a corrupt district attorney's office put an innocent man in jail and receive a slap on the wrists from your state BAR panel.
Pretend to be atheist to co-opt the movement in revenge for an over privileged twat who was hit on in an elevator and told rightfully she is an idiot.
Having a cunt gives her the ability to talk down to the president of the United States if he is a member of a minority race or being a man in general.
Naturally they blame "patriarchy and men" for all these things instead of themselves.
Be an undocumented immanent slut who marries a orange trust fund baby and become the first lady of United States of American
Falsely accuse minority men of rape because they ignore her advances or because the mood hit her.
Calling women of other races sluts out of jealousy, when they are sluts themselves.
Protection from criticism by manginas of both feminist and conservative leaning.
The right to label any legitimate critic of her delusional beliefs as a misogynist.
Dressing up in racist sorority costumes and receiving no punishment.
Raping , abusing and killing children/teenagers than get a free pass after saying a man made her do it or she say is also a victim of abuse.*coughhorseshitcough*
Scams people out of their money on Kickstarter she has can blame "men playing too much video games" for societies problems.
Obstruct justice, run a corrupt district attorney's office put an innocent man in jail and receive a slap on the wrists from your state BAR panel.
Pretend to be atheist to co-opt the movement in revenge for an over privileged twat who was hit on in an elevator and told rightfully she is an idiot.
Having a cunt gives her the ability to talk down to the president of the United States if he is a member of a minority race or being a man in general.
Naturally they blame "patriarchy and men" for all these things instead of themselves.
Be an undocumented immanent slut who marries a orange trust fund baby and become the first lady of United States of American
“I am using racist slurs against a population I have privilege over.
I am performing racist tropes and stereotypes of Walking Women. I am adding to the plethora of hypersexualized, romanticized depictions of Walking Women, which adds to the bigotry and sexual assaults they face. I am contributing to anti-Ziganism. I am using my privilege to further harm a population I have power over. I am the face of white female privilege.”
“I am a female racist. I am stealing sacred objects from peoples whose genocide I benefit from. I am taking holy pieces of cultures I know nothing about and turning them into a racist fashion statement. I am furthering the fetishization of native women. I am adding to a media saturated with racist images of native women and contributing to the bigotry and discrimination they feel today. I am a racist, and am using power to hurt real people. I am the face of white female privilege.”
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I am performing racist tropes and stereotypes of Walking Women. I am adding to the plethora of hypersexualized, romanticized depictions of Walking Women, which adds to the bigotry and sexual assaults they face. I am contributing to anti-Ziganism. I am using my privilege to further harm a population I have power over. I am the face of white female privilege.”
“I am a female racist. I am stealing sacred objects from peoples whose genocide I benefit from. I am taking holy pieces of cultures I know nothing about and turning them into a racist fashion statement. I am furthering the fetishization of native women. I am adding to a media saturated with racist images of native women and contributing to the bigotry and discrimination they feel today. I am a racist, and am using power to hurt real people. I am the face of white female privilege.”
Tumbler, white female privilege tag.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago December 8, 2018
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