Burkus's definitions

Jesus Phone

The iphone by apple. A phone that makes you feel like Jesus. In fact Jesus probably has one himself.

Rick: HOLY SHIT I GOT A JESUS PHONE!!!

by Burkus December 19, 2008

Rule 34

If it exists, there is or will be porn of it... also responible for creating pedophiles

Ten year old:*(Google) Rule 34*
*enter*
Ten year old: OH MY GOD!!!

by Burkus March 14, 2009

AK-47

An assault rifle developed in Russia by Mikial Kalashnikov, fires 7.62x39mm ammunition and is the most widespread firearm of the 20th century. It is so simple my 10 year old brother could use it. Requires very little cleaning.

The AK-47 can be dragged through dirt, and without any sort of cleaning whatsoever can still fire.

by Burkus April 3, 2009

Playstation 3

Supposedly the most advanced gameing system to date, overhyped, overpriced ($599 US), currently costs $399 USD but is still $100 more expencive than an Xbox 360. Has hardly any GOOD exclucive games. Also is the cheapest Blu-ray player out there and cooks a mean steak (Because it looks like a fucking George Forman grill!).
The worst selling console this generation.

Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play Resistance 2 on Playstation 3?
Gamer 2: No way, I'll stick with my Xbox 360...
Gamer 1: Microsoft fanboy!
Gamer 2: Graphics whore!
Gamer 1: 360 sucks!
Gamer 2: Have fun with your overpriced George Forman Grill!
Gamer 1: Fuck you!

by Burkus April 3, 2009

FN SCAR

An assault rifle made by Fabrique National de Herstal (FN Herstal)in two models; The FN SCAR-L, made to fire the 5.56x45mm NATO round, and the FN SCAR-H made to fire the 7.62x51mm NATO round. It was made to fill requirements of US Special Operations Command(SOCOM)and was purcased in 2004

FN SCAR... I have no idea for an example

by Burkus March 30, 2009

AK-74u

A Carbine version of the AK-74made in Russia for tank and helicopter crews and special forces. Fires the same 5.45x39mm ammo, similar to the case with the M4 Carbine and the M-16

In one video made by Osama Bin Laden an AK-74u is visible in the background.

by Burkus December 28, 2008

Google

Noun:
Google is a very useful search engine, also an evil empire
Verb:
As a verb it is to "Google" something if you don't know where or what you are looking for is.

Noun
Jimmy: I need to find out about the west african bull frog.
Bryan: Use google

Verb
Jimmy: How do you spell Chihuahua?
Bryan: I dunno, Google it.

by Burkus April 3, 2009