Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

dead badger 

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

dead badger by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

Jew canoe by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

smear the queer 

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

I play smear the queer with all my kids.

smear the queer by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

death 

The perfect and ideal state for all crips, bloods, Pachuco boys, and other urban terrorist scum.

The Streetsweeper announced a death sentence for Raymond, and summarily carried it out.

death by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

us army 

An organization that makes MEN out of its members.

The U. S. Army sure made a man out of Lynndie England.

us army by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

poofter rorter 

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

poofter rorter by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.

Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.

tax collector by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005