Bumkicker Slade's definitions

nigger heap

A Cadillac or other large, fancy car.

Where did you get that car? It looks like a nigger heap.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Ziggy the Narc

The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

Also called Pierre le Toque.

Used by some hippies to make their friends paranoid.

You know why they put Ziggy the Narc's picture on these papers? To keep an eye on you hippies.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

possum

What everyone should eat mo of.

Eat mo possum. It's great in a stew.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

plumber

A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.

Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

sail cat

A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.

There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005