Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

tile peeler 

A prodigiously baneful fart. A dead badger of the most stinkful stench.

Lemore the soccer mom blew a tile peeler inside her SUV. All the kids in back started squealing and begging to get out.

tile peeler by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

Jew canoe by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

smear the queer 

A game, played with a football, taught by all good fathers to their sons and daughters.

I play smear the queer with all my kids.

smear the queer by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

death 

The perfect and ideal state for all crips, bloods, Pachuco boys, and other urban terrorist scum.

The Streetsweeper announced a death sentence for Raymond, and summarily carried it out.

death by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

poofter rorter 

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

poofter rorter by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.

Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.

tax collector by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

whatever 

A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.

Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.

whatever by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005