fart-sack

A sleeping bag.

By extension, a bed.

Man, I'm going to hit the fart-sack. See in in the morning.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

nicotine stains

Fartstains. Skidmarks. Cooney Gravy. Poop stains in your underwear.

My ol man smokes cigarettes and blows the smoke out his arse. He has nicotine stains in his drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

peel out

To accelerate from a stop in such a manner that the tires squeal and smoke. To burn rubber.

Waylon peeled out from the stoplight in his 57 Chevy.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Arab Airplane Ticket

A knife or a gun, or any weapon.

Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Pope's Nose

A roasted turkey's rump.

At Thanksgiving dinner, my old Portagee Grandma always loved to eat the Pope's Nose.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005