Bumkicker Slade's definitions

tile peeler

A prodigiously baneful fart. A dead badger of the most stinkful stench.

Lemore the soccer mom blew a tile peeler inside her SUV. All the kids in back started squealing and begging to get out.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

slop chute

A urinal in a men's rest room.

Hey, man, let me at that slop chute. My back teeth are floating.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

roach coach

A barf buggy. An industrial catering truck.

It's break time. Let's get a Moon Pie off the roach coach.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Ziggy the Narc

The man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

Also called Pierre le Toque.

Used by some hippies to make their friends paranoid.

You know why they put Ziggy the Narc's picture on these papers? To keep an eye on you hippies.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

whine

The favorite passtime of the liberal, the yuppie, the soccer mom, and the Jewish American Princess. To complain incessantly.

Senaturd Clinton likes to whine that taxes are not high enough.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.

Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.

by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006

goon squad

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.

Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005