Jeez Orz

An exclamation uttered by a rural American person. Simiar to saying "Holy Cow!" or "Oy Gevalt!"

"Jeez Orz, Slim, will you look at the traces on that mule!"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.

Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

binderfender

A fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.

There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!

Heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. Blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and Mrs. Fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-shit of her own.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Stoopnagel

A dim-bulb boob. A thoroughly stupid chump.

Named after Colonel Lemuel Q. Stoopnagel (F. Chase Taylor), a character on the radio a long time ago.

Richard eats pancakes cooked on one side only, batter-side up. He's a real Stoopnagel!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005