Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

goat pictures 

A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.

Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.

goat pictures by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

nigger-lipping 

The act of holding a cigarette in your lips enough to moisten the paper.

Hey man, quit nigger-lipping that cigarette. I want a drag.

nigger-lipping by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

nigger heap 

A Cadillac or other large, fancy car.

Where did you get that car? It looks like a nigger heap.

nigger heap by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

greasy spoon 

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.

The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.

greasy spoon by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

death penalty 

The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.

Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.

death penalty by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

flea bag 

1. A very cheap, dingy hotel.

2. A dog with fleas.

We stayed in an old flea bag in Portland.

Angus the dog is an old flea bag.

flea bag by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

linguisa 

A delicious sausage made by Portagees. The national sausage of Portugal.

Pronounced ling GWEE sa.

There's nothing better for breakfast than a platter of linguisa and roasted spuds.

linguisa by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005