Bumkicker Slade's definitions

blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.

Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

buttocks

The two halves of a heinie. Buns. Nalgas.

May be pronounced BYOU tocks.

Get yer buttocks outta here.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Tommy Toilet

A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"

Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.

Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005