syphoning gas

An act performed with an Okie credit card.

Bubba was busy syphoning gas with his Okie credit card.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

goon squad

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.

Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

my ass

I.

The first person singular pronoun.

My ass was very disappointed at the sympony last night when the conductor directed Mozart's 25th sympony like he was swatting flies.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

whitey whacker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.

Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

slob swab

A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.

Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

booger vault

A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.

A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005