education

What I have a serious lack of.

Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

Stimulator

What I must have in order to live. See also coffee.

Quite the dilemma: your brain or your coffee.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

directions

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.

Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

pointless

Blah, yadda, yadda, blah-yad, blur bang boing blah yoinch. Yuh, yuh, yuh, do dee whoo I love you. Someone stop me.

Wow, Bulletproof Marshmallow. Your definition for "pointless" is something I can relate to!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 28, 2003

main screen turn on

Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.

"Main screen engage! ...Please?"

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 29, 2003