Definitions by Bulletproof Marshmallow

disappointment 

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.

Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!

disappointment by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

kiss the cook 

Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.

What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fucking halarious comedy)

kiss the cook by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

directions 

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

directions by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW! 

The fine print that is always found on the back of cards.

So now you know.

laundermilk skootieshloopitygunglaloodrun woo POW! by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

fuckermother

Mother who fucks.

What did you think, dumbass?

fuckermother by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Tax

An amout of money given to the goverment. Something we all love to hate, but sometimes fail to realize that it is always put to good use. Shelters the homeless, used to make properly paved roads, allows those without deep pockets to obtain free medical care, ect. Taxes are one of life's little reminders that we are not alone in this life; we have an obligation to those less fourtunate. We are all connected.

Heartless minion: "Taxes are gay. I don't deserve to be forced to give two percent of my grocery bills to those who don't have diddly-shit."

Tax by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003