definition

If I knew what this word meant, I would place the definition here.

Can anyone place a definition here for the amazingly stupid?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

altavisa

www.Altavisa.com - Search site with the largest image search on the web. Yuh, man. Better than google!

Wife: Whatcha doin, honey?
Hubby: Oh, just searching for my daily porn on www.Altavisa.com!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Stimulator

What I must have in order to live. See also coffee.

Quite the dilemma: your brain or your coffee.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

fuckermother

Mother who fucks.

What did you think, dumbass?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

engine

Cool-lookin thiny placed...somewhere...in the bounds of an automobile.

What does that do again?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

random

When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.

celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003