Definitions by Bud E Love

ass sandwich 

1. a bad day
2. horrible event
3. bad food
4. McDonalds

My old lady left me, once again life has handed me an ass sandwich!

ass sandwich by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

240Z 

1. Reference to the car of the gods- Datsun 240Z

Me and my 240Z were cruisin the lane.

240Z by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

vertical smile 

1. an ass crack
2. too moon someone

While Rich was driving I gave her a look from my vertical smile.

vertical smile by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Kerplakistan 

1. nick name of any ex-Soviet Union nation that you can not remember the name to but wish to reference.

Shit, I don't know. Murray left for Kerplakistan with the Peace Corps for all I know.

Kerplakistan by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

biggie 

1. fatty
2. big bitch
3. fat chick

Whew, look at that biggie rolling out of McDonalds!

biggie by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

licky licky 

1. oral sex

When I get home I hope my wife gives me a little "licky-licky".

licky licky by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

big bitch 

1. fat chick
2. the girl the wing man ends up with
3. girls from Oregon

Shit, look at all them big bitches coming out of Oregon State!

big bitch by Bud E Love May 7, 2003