Bud E Love's definitions

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Stimpy

1. a very bad cat
2. see Ren
3. stupid, balloted sack of protoplasm

"Stimpy, you fool, you could have gotten us killed you eeeidiot!"

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Kracker

1. slang for a White person
2. totally useless racial slur

What the fuck you lookin at you kracker-ass kracker!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

piece of ass

1. a hot woman, dressed in a sexy manner
2. hot chick who is ready for sex

Mmm mmm mmm, look at that sweet piece of ass over there. Like to suck on her teats.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

hop along

1. wanna be
2. someone who rides on one's coattails
3. side kick, unwanted

Dammit, does that hop along little brother of your have to come with us on every trip out of the house?

by Bud E Love May 6, 2003

pogey bait

1. High calorie junk food

Look at that fat bastard, all he eats is pogie bait!

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

blue eye

A well pounded butthole. Usually in homosexual men, but can be found in whorish women.

Baby won;t you turn my brown eye blue?

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003