Bud E Love's definitions

lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

J9

1. short for the name Jeannine

Hiya J9, lets meet for drinks later.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

number

1. slang term for a woman

She's a saucy little number isn't she?

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

nut hair

1. Pubic hair, short and curley.
2. Insult, see above

You are such a nut hair Ross.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

licky licky

1. oral sex

When I get home I hope my wife gives me a little "licky-licky".

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

scat porn

1. typically a Japanese porn delicacy, sex involved with fecal matter.
2. naked women taking a dump
3. porn in which someone shits into someone elses mouth

Moe loves scat porn as much as he likes beastiality porn.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003