Bud E Love's definitions

east side

1. description of the "bad" part of town
2. invariable where the low income fmailies live
3. gang area or tough neighborhood
4. where one takes pride in growing up in a slum

Yo, East Side baby; don't fuck with my shit.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

ugnot

1. A female so ugly that no matter how drunk you are you "would not" hook up with her.

I am so drunk but I still wouldn;t put it in that ugnot you call your sister.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

408

1. Slang term San Franciscans (415 AREA CODE) use to describe people from San Jose (408 AREA CODE).
2. Someone droll or behind in the times.

God that flannel shirt os so 408 of you Bruce...

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

low down

1. getting the skinny or full disclosure of the situation

Yo slim, gimmie the lo down on the pig situation on my turf.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

hand love

1. masturbation

I'm going home to get me some hand love.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003