Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

40whiner

1. 49er fans that whine and come up with excused why their team did not win/make play offs etc...

Every Monday I have to listen to the 40whiners complain how the running back had the flu...

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

bun boy

Homosexual who takes it in the ass. The catcher, not a pitcher.

Oh, Michael is such a bun boy. he so takes it in the ass!

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

hop along

1. wanna be
2. someone who rides on one's coattails
3. side kick, unwanted

Dammit, does that hop along little brother of your have to come with us on every trip out of the house?

by Bud E Love May 06, 2003

pogey bait

1. High calorie junk food

Look at that fat bastard, all he eats is pogie bait!

by Bud E Love May 08, 2003

blue eye

A well pounded butthole. Usually in homosexual men, but can be found in whorish women.

Baby won;t you turn my brown eye blue?

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

splatter bowl punch

1. diarrhea
2. liquid poo

Man, after I ate that ass food at Micky D's I left some splatter bowl punch.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003