Reposery

A couch or lounge chair for lying down on
while posing in a suggestive come hither
manner. A place to lay in a prone position
posing for a portrait destined to be hung in a
brothel or a castle.

The next time we video chat, I will be reaching out to you from the reposery.

by Bryce Morganthau November 16, 2022

inconspicious

When a person is trying sooo hard to be inconspicuous, that they look suspicious.

Although she had a restraining order against him, he stayed behind the dumpster, waiting for her to come home in an inconspicious manner.

by Bryce Morganthau June 12, 2011

Mattressidal

When you are so tired or aroused, that you are practically dying to get into bed.

While texting late at night with his girlfriend, he became seriously mattressidal.

by Bryce Morganthau April 04, 2023

Distractify

Distractify

The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.

by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019

Caligulastocracy

A government run by a narcissistic sociopath that gleefully abuses children, women and vulnerable people. Surrounded by sycophants and enablers, they commit unthinkable atrocities.

Keeping innocent children separated from their families locked in cages without adequate provisions is what can occur in a Caligulastocracy.

by Bryce Morganthau July 13, 2019

exhonorbated

To falsely claim you or someone else was found not guilty of an accusation or crime.

Even if you were guilty and later acquitted you can say you were exhonorbated.

by Bryce Morganthau January 26, 2020

Newt-case

A woman who would support a man who by all accounts has no respect for women. Based on Newt Gingrich's marriages and desertion of sick wives.

I can't believe she took him back after he drained her bank account and cheated on her. She must be a real Newt-case.

by Bryce Morganthau June 11, 2012