Bruce's definitions

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It is Homer Simposons from the show The Simpsons

Its...Homer....HOMER!

by Bruce November 3, 2004

Brucellent

Of the highest or finest quality; exceptionally good of its kind. But better than that. Cause, like, measured by the standard of Bruce, everything else is el lame-o.

"Man, Bruce sure is Brucellent." "Heck yes he is!" "Check it!"

by Bruce March 29, 2005

goldschlaugger

someone who is indubitably attracted to Shum's blubber

#20 on Woodbridge likes to pound it to the Shum

by Bruce November 15, 2003

skeech

Very short haircut.

My first day at boot camp I was pretty nervous standing in line for a haircut because every guy was coming out of the barbershop with a skeech.

by Bruce August 8, 2003

Oris

Supreme Being
The sland term began back in 1989 when the supreme being Oris was born.

DAMN! I want to be Oris

by Bruce March 29, 2005

anglin

Trying to pull some cooter. From angling, the thing that fishermen do.

What are you doing tonight, bro?
Going to PB to go anglin. Hotties gonna be all over this steeze. Dip dip derp.

by Bruce September 13, 2005

poppycock

From the Dutch 'pappy cack' - literal translation 'Soft Shit'.

"That is complete Poppycock!"

by Bruce November 23, 2004