Philly fakeout

Maneuver by which a man who is performing doggystyle vaginal or anal intercourse pulls out at the brink of ejaculation and spits on the recipient's back, implying ejaculation. Subsequently, when the recipient turns to face the man, said man ejaculates on their face and/or other unexpected locales.
I did that bitch doggystyle, and then surprised her with a Philly fakeout!
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
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knock up

Man, I really should've used a condom with her... I knocked her up!
by Brown Sugar March 21, 2003
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white gold

Ladies love fine jewelry, so I'm always happy to hook them up with some of my white gold.
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
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slam

Man, that bitch was trying to be prude, but I took out my huge cock and she let me pound the hell out of her anyway!
by Brown Sugar March 21, 2003
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jack off

1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").
1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
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cream

As a verb, to ejaculate. As a noun, the actual semen (cum) which is ejaculated.
I'm going to cream all over her face. Oh, and she really wants a load of my cream on her tits too.
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
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mosquito bites

Breasts characterized by smallness of size, but with pointier, harder, and possibly longer nipples (similar in appearance to the raised area of skin after being bitten by a mosquito).
She's got a small rack, but you've got to admit, those are some cute mosquito bites.
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
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