Brother Number One's definitions

valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.

Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.

by Brother Number One February 18, 2007

Comical Ali

1 - the former iraqi infomation minister best known for his misrepresented remarks during the Iraqi wars of 2003.

da americans have been blowen all the way to hell, we are winning.

by Brother Number One June 27, 2003

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

fonz

A Leather clad greaser who rides a motorbike and works in a Garage. Is a tenant of the Cunninghams in the Popular 1970s sitcom Happy Days, Played by Henry Winkler

FONZ - Aye Mr C, Ill bring Chachi and Potsie around for Thanksgiving Dinner

HOWARD - Ok fonz, marion will cook the turkey, Joanie will peel the spuds and richie will get the Beer

FONZ - Ayee.

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

korn

a group Hailing from Bakersfield in Cali. Wrote the Blue-Prints for Grebosim by creating a crappy form of Heavy Metal Known as Nu-Metal

Korn are Sellouts

by Brother Number One November 6, 2006

glassons

Alongside Hannahs, Hellensteins - A Horrible Female Clothing Store where clothes that nobody would be caught dead wearing in Iran, Pakistan or Palentine are sold, Customers and Staff are referred to by the Aotearoa Revolutionary Brigades as Scum, Slappers, Prostitutes, Whores, Bitches, Preps, Skanks and oughta be stoned to death or tied to the back of a pick-up truck at WestpacTrsut stadium and driven around the stadium at hight speed until they expire and Every Single Glassons store in the entire country be burnt down or bombed by a suicide bomber - regardless of weather or not staff/customers are inside or outside the store

Glassons = The Whorehouse and Great Satan of the South Pacific

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

sell out

1 - a certain even that sells all its tickets in a relatively quick period of time

2 - More commonly used to describe a person or music group (especially a metal or punk band) that quickly becomes popular and suddenly its original fan base turns away from them as the band has found a new niche market wordteenyboppers/word

1 - Tickets to the all blacks game sold out by noon

2 - Evanescene are now sell-outs. they now suck

by Brother Number One November 1, 2003