Brother Number One's definitions

scenester

The latest Pestilence/Epidemic or Craze to hit young people.

The Scenesters have the most appalling style of dress.

FEMALE
- Footless Tights often worn under a ultra short denim skirt with a black belt to support it, often used to "disguise" the fact that she isnt really a floozy but really is.
- Latitude Cap
- Any top that reveals any part of the shoulder (usually bra strap), cleavage or mid-riff.
- Croppy hair (normally dyed black but often blonde)
- Barbie Doll/Plastic looking faces.

MALE
- Hair put up into a Mohawk, often died but sometimes is grown long thus the hair comes over the eyes.
- "anarchy" t-shirts or shirts.
- Leather Pants

The Scenesters grammar and spelling is often appalling thus has an appalling command of the english language (even worse than the scenesters cousins - the wigga). They use spelling and "oompaloompa language" as Hay Nigz, and "lyk OMG hes so SXC" i mean what the fuck is that? it aint english.

Scenesters like to think they are there own culture but they are in reality just another sub-class of the prep culture - as long as everybody else is doing it then they are in reality preps

Scenesters are scum, hang them all

by Brother Number One July 21, 2008

upper hutt

A Hicktown run down suburb of Wellington New Zealand - the streets are dominated by stupid fucking Slappers and there Rugbyhead boy-racer faggot-ass Boyfriends of whom the cops dont ever seem to harrass cos there "everybodys little darlings who cannot do any wrong"

Upper Hutt is a Prep-Infested Shit Dump

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

Boyracer

a young male, who drives around in a late model car - usu. his parents or brought off his parents credit card, blasting out limp bizkitt or rap music at 200,000db and wanting to race every motorist they see, often referred to as scum, spoilt brats, losers,

see those boyracers over there??? im guuna ram his car off the road - that spoilt fucker

by Brother Number One May 6, 2003

Pig

the Upper Hutt and Wellington Police Department

those dumb pigs gave me a ticket for not displaying my Rego

by Brother Number One October 15, 2003

helengrad

The New Name for Wellington, The Capital of New Zealand

The Beehive and Te-Papa Museam are the Icons of Helengrad

by Brother Number One October 3, 2003

Bogan

A Term used to describe some young delinquent men from upper hutt who drive around in Holden HQs, Drink shitloads of DB Draught, Lion Red and other Cheap Beer as long as it comes in Flagons or 745ml Bottles, The Love 6 cylinder V8 engines, bands such as AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Led Zepplin, Judas Priest, Old Metallica, and Motorhead, They wear Black Jerseys, Black Jeans and Doc martin Boots and occasionally a t-shirt of the forementioned band. Most of them have mullets but some of them just cant be arsed heading down to the barber for a haircut and often grow it to wherever it wants, a Few of them shave off there hair and are mistaken for skinheads.

gazza
wayne
kevin
shazza
shez
barry/bazza

drink outta tha 750ml bottle m8 or are u chickenshit?

Iron Maiden is the beast of all bands m8.
tash

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

ludes

1 - Slang term for the drug methaqualude or simple quaaludes, a barbituate like Central Nervous depressant drug which causes clumsiness and fatigue, often used to treat insomnia and anxiety.

2 - "TO BE ON LUDES": Idiotical, Dull Minded, Dim-Witted, Stupid, Lacking intelligence, Feeble Minded.

1 - My doc recommended i take ludes for my insomnia, there illegal but TS.

2 - WTF?? Are you on ludes mate? dont you know what im getting at? you cant even follow the simplist of instructions cant you?

by Brother Number One August 22, 2005