Brother Number One's definitions

Comical Ali

1 - the former iraqi infomation minister best known for his misrepresented remarks during the Iraqi wars of 2003.

da americans have been blowen all the way to hell, we are winning.

by Brother Number One June 27, 2003

dairy

A Corner Shop noted for selling everything from ice creams, milk Sweets and Confectionary To Cigarettes, Newspapers and Magazines Usu. Run By Curry Muncher Immigrants from Fiji or India but the small minority of them are owned by White People

therea a dairy up the street

by Brother Number One October 10, 2003

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

fonz

A Leather clad greaser who rides a motorbike and works in a Garage. Is a tenant of the Cunninghams in the Popular 1970s sitcom Happy Days, Played by Henry Winkler

FONZ - Aye Mr C, Ill bring Chachi and Potsie around for Thanksgiving Dinner

HOWARD - Ok fonz, marion will cook the turkey, Joanie will peel the spuds and richie will get the Beer

FONZ - Ayee.

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

olsen twins

a kiddie fiddlers best dream come true. Noted for turning our 8 year old girls into guttersluts

full house the most suckiest of suck ever made pre-reality TV

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

barmy army

Pathetic, Overated Hype invented by New Zealand's Imperialist-Scum Media used to create public hype and exploit the game of rugby when no such other hype exists for Wallaby or Springbok games of which are held more than once a year.

just cos the those barmy army lions play in NZ only once every 12 years, it doesnt make it any different from the Australians or South Africans who play here for 3 weeks per team at a time every year, this Barmy Army shit is majorly over-rated.

by Brother Number One July 12, 2005

minion

A peasant or servant.

Foolish minion bow down to me.

by Brother Number One March 30, 2004