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valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.
by Brother Number One February 18, 2007
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cream

one of many heavy psychedelic rock band sof the 1960s, members included eric clapton, jack bruce, and ginger baker, noted for classic tracks such as 'White Room', 'Strange Brew', 'SWABLAR', and 'Toad' after creams break up clapton went on to pursue an extremely successful solo career which is still going today.
Disraeli Gears is the best Cream album of all. Then its Fresh Cream.
by Brother Number One July 8, 2004
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Russell Crowe

New Zealand actor who was born 6 blocks from my flat.
by Brother Number One November 12, 2003
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black widow

1 - a poisonous spider of the <i>Lactrodectus</i> found prdominantly in california.

2 - a kick ass acid/prog rock band from the UK in the late 60s/early 70s
1 - lay off the grapes, they found a black widow on one of them today.

2 - black widow where known for there songs - Come to the Sabbat, Sacrifice, Attack of the Demon and in ancient ways. Rock On \m/
by Brother Number One December 28, 2005
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maori

the indigenous folk of this proud country NEW ZEALAND.
by Brother Number One February 5, 2007
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chixploitation

the exploitation of young women by the mass media
films, music fashion etc etc...
by Brother Number One December 7, 2003
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Taliban

a political movement started back in 1994 in an attempt to stabilize the former Islamic Republic of Afghanistan which was in the middle of severe tribal conflict between the Government and factions of the Mujihadin following the withdrawal of Soviet forces in 1989.

The taliban came to power in 1996 after fighting a massive civil war which forced President Rabbini from power, Its leader was a shadowly figure named Mullah Omar. Once in power Mullah Omar implemented an extremely harsh and absolutely severe - even by fundamentalist islamic standards - form of Shariah Law. Televisions, movie theatres, sports, alcohol, music (except islamic prayer music) and Kite flying where all banned but it was the severe oppression of women and there policy on severely limiting there rights which won them condemnation and criticism.

in March 2001 the Taliban blew up the 2000 year old Buddhist statues in Baymian province and recieved severe condemnation, However it was the 9/11 attacks on the WTC and the Pentagon which began the Talibans downfall, Because they where hiding Al Qaida fugitives including its supreme leader osama bin ladenin undisclosed locations of Afghanistan, The USA Sent troops to hunt down Osama and cripple the taliban regime, as a result rebel pro-us northern alliance forces removed the taliban late in 2001.

today the taliban are crippled but have not been wiped out and mullah omar and his bum chum osama bin laden remain at large.
by Brother Number One May 9, 2004
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