Lijie is the cutest ever!
by Brooke April 11, 2005
by Brooke February 17, 2004
by brooke March 30, 2003
Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.
Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.
by Brooke February 19, 2005
by brooke March 30, 2003
beautiful little frances bean cobain. the daughter of an astounding rock artist, icon, and legend kurt cobain...also daughter of cheap trashy tramp courtney love. somebody save her from that insane bitch or she'll kill frances too!
by Brooke April 17, 2005