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Sprint

Along with Evade, sprint is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged.
Guest- Should i teabag these kids? They're pretty bad
Brig- No man, they have the courtesy to use sprint, they deserve respect
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible
I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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Sticky nade

Slang term for the plasma grenade on Halo video games, thus called because it sticks to the target when contacting them directly, effectively killing them no matter what condition their shields are in
That guy was camping with the shot gun, so i just raped him with a sticky nade. Good game, nub.
by Brobacca June 4, 2011
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Thanks, Bungie

A sarcastic comment used when playing Halo, usually when something really ridiculous happens in the game that pisses you off.
Wow, he didn't take any damage from that 'nade? Thanks, Bungie :P
by Brobacca June 4, 2011
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Brotaliation

A man's Bros backing him up when someone has harmed him (usually some bitch-ass bitch). A combination of the words "bro" and "retaliate" (if you couldn't figure that out on your own)
Dude, Jack's girl just dumped him brutally" "I never liked that bitch. It's time for some brotaliation!
by Brobacca May 17, 2011
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Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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Schlort

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
by Brobacca May 17, 2011
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