Brobacca's definitions

Thanks, Bungie

A sarcastic comment used when playing Halo, usually when something really ridiculous happens in the game that pisses you off.

Wow, he didn't take any damage from that 'nade? Thanks, Bungie :P

by Brobacca June 4, 2011

Brotaliation

A man's Bros backing him up when someone has harmed him (usually some bitch-ass bitch). A combination of the words "bro" and "retaliate" (if you couldn't figure that out on your own)

Dude, Jack's girl just dumped him brutally" "I never liked that bitch. It's time for some brotaliation!

by Brobacca May 17, 2011

Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Box of Ass

A description for a smelly room, usually after someone cracks one off

Who just shat themselves?? It's a box of ass in here!

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Schlort

Like a Schlong, but shorter.

We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!

by Brobacca May 17, 2011

Sticky nade

Slang term for the plasma grenade on Halo video games, thus called because it sticks to the target when contacting them directly, effectively killing them no matter what condition their shields are in

That guy was camping with the shot gun, so i just raped him with a sticky nade. Good game, nub.

by Brobacca June 4, 2011