Bro mcdudeson's definitions

Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.

Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes

by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018

Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

floor ham

Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.

Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.

Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.

by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018

Stink linked

When a male and another male hang out and fart so much around each other, that Thier colons sync up and they start farting at the same time. Like when chicks sync up their periods.

Worker 1: bro wtf, why are you so gassy in the morning?

Worker 2: I used to fart in the morning with my friend, I think I’m still stink linked to him

by Bro mcdudeson August 9, 2018

Thiccmahology

The science or study of thick sexy bitches

Bro 1: how is dirty Jim getting all these sexy thick bitches?
Bro 2: he’s been up on his thiccmahology, that’s how he got all that swag now. been studying bitches all day and night.

by Bro mcdudeson December 11, 2018

Thiccmahology

The science or study of thick sexy bitches

Bro 1: how is dirty Jim getting all these sexy thicc bitches ?
Bro 2: he’s been up on his thiccmahology, that’s how he got all that swag now. been studying bitches all day and night.

by Bro mcdudeson December 11, 2018