gay best friend

it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her
"I'm in love with this girl but I think I'm just her gay best friend"
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
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The 5%

the demographic of Franciscan University students that genuinely don't want the best for you. they are never there for you when you need and will eventually stop talking to you altogether. they also only talk to girls if they're trying to get something out of them. they never ask people to grab a meal as way of getting to know them.
Brian: We should get lunch
Annaliese: ew weird, I'm creeped out right now
Briggs: you're just used to the 5%. welcome to the ninety-five
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
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DAQ

a game based off the acronym for "Dopeass Question": a player asks another player to "DAQ" him up, meaning they ask him/her a dopeass question. The second player daps them up and then asks a dopeass question. If the question is lame, the player may reject the SAQ (stupidass question)
Lucy: ayo Briggs, DAQ me up
Briggs: what do you hate most about yourself
Lucy: That's a DAQ!!!
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
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boogie-bomb kiss

when you queue up Good Day by TIKO directly after a silent audio on spotify, then you put the phone on the other side of the room with FULL volume, and you mentally time how much is left of the silent audio so that right before it's over you give your girl a big ol' smooch right on the mouth, and then GOOD DAY by TIKO comes on, then you Bunga
Isaac: Imma boogie-bomb kiss her in the Mary Spouse common
by BriggsBriggs May 07, 2022
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Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences
Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours
by BriggsBriggs April 05, 2022
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Burnt

When you're so salty over something that you have a full-thickness chemical burn all over and you just refuse to deal with the situation at all
Emily: I'm surprised Jasmine isn't super excited about getting lunch with you considering you never took her on that date.
Briggs: I mean I only asked Juliana because Jasmine declined first. She's prolly just burnt since Juliana and I got half-priced apps.
by BriggsBriggs April 26, 2022
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Pretty Girl Syndrome

when a girl is so attractive that she's used to getting attention from guys all the time. It causes her to never understand or appreciate genuine interaction with men and she finds herself surrounded by people who don't actually care about her. Meanwhile goodhearted men watch from a distance just wishing they had the opportunity to treat her right if only she just gave them the chance.
Mitch: I don't understand why Sydney is dating that asshole. She's so beautiful, she could get anyone she wanted
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:
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