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it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
Get the gay best friend mug.the demographic of Franciscan University students that genuinely don't want the best for you. they are never there for you when you need and will eventually stop talking to you altogether. they also only talk to girls if they're trying to get something out of them. they never ask people to grab a meal as way of getting to know them.
Brian: We should get lunch
Annaliese: ew weird, I'm creeped out right now
Briggs: you're just used to the 5%. welcome to the ninety-five
Annaliese: ew weird, I'm creeped out right now
Briggs: you're just used to the 5%. welcome to the ninety-five
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James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
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Mitch: I don't understand why Sydney is dating that asshole. She's so beautiful, she could get anyone she wanted
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:
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Skunk: this song is fire
Briggs: damn, I established this song month 2 of junior year
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Will: I'm just so depressed and lonely all the time. I've tried everything
Dale: damn you're prolly going through a gay skunk moment
Will: prolly
Dale: damn you're prolly going through a gay skunk moment
Will: prolly
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