(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.
They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.
Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
Emo music attempting to be "hard". It usually involves a band that tries to sing about their feelings, but usually, because they aren't very talented at singing, they attempt to scream their feelings. Lyrics to the words are unintelligable, and singing along usually causes one to lose their voice.
Band members of emo screamo are typically seen wearing skin tight girl pants, cut off t-shirts, make-up (in a feminine way) and almost always have their bangs swooped in a diaganonal pattern across their face in either direction. I believe they are attempt to distract the concert-goers from actually listening to them.
Band members of emo screamo are typically seen wearing skin tight girl pants, cut off t-shirts, make-up (in a feminine way) and almost always have their bangs swooped in a diaganonal pattern across their face in either direction. I believe they are attempt to distract the concert-goers from actually listening to them.
You know, if the vocals of that emo screamo band didn't suck so much, they might actually be listenable. It's a shame because those guitars aren't too shabby.
emosexuals love emo screamo music
emosexuals love emo screamo music
by Brian H October 12, 2005
To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard
by Brian H November 06, 2004
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
by Brian H September 13, 2005
The act of getting a blumpkin, whilst watching Lord of the Rings, and eating a sandwich. The three best things on earth.
yeah, my buddy with the mullet, he finally talked that bitch into giving him a Philkin, what a lucky bastard, I would pay for that shit.
by Brian H November 06, 2004
(Verb)
The act of gutting someone, wrapping their intestines around their neck, anchoring one end on a solid object and overboarding them off of a cliff. Therefore, hanging them by their own entrails.
The act of gutting someone, wrapping their intestines around their neck, anchoring one end on a solid object and overboarding them off of a cliff. Therefore, hanging them by their own entrails.
by Brian H November 06, 2004
(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.
"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"
"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"
"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"
by Brian H January 23, 2005