Brian's definitions

Jackie Chan

The greatest man Alive

Jackie Chan is the greatest man alve.

by Brian October 31, 2004

MC Lars

Arguably the best post-punk laptop rapper today, probably because he created the genre himself. MC Lars creates most of his music on a laptop, and the lyrics to nearly all of them are sheer genius. Reppin' the West Coast, Lars has put out a couple cd's, most recently The Graduate. Go buy it. Now.

some songs by MC Lars:
Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock, Roommate From Hell, Signing Emo, Generic Crunk Rap, Download This Song, (and way more good ones)

by brian July 28, 2008

f5

a Tornado rated: (violent), with winds from 261-318 mph, causing (RARE) INCREDIBLE DAMAGE: Homes on slabs levelled with debris removed. Schools, motels and other marginally engineered buildings have considerable damage with exterior walls and roofs gone. Top stories demolished.

Holy fuck! That was a HUGE f5 tornado, moved my house 500 yards before crashing it in the middle of the highway... Totally demolished!

by Brian February 28, 2004

Ragdoll

A term used in modern electronic games, where characters fall limply and body parts interact with the environment after being killed. The goal of Ragdoll physics is creating more realistic corpses. This often results in cringes of horror, or bursts of laughter based on the corpses flipping or slumping. One of the earliest games employing Ragdoll physics is Hitman.

"I shot him in front of a railing, and because of ragdoll physics, he flipped over the railing and hit a chair."

by Brian November 4, 2004

angry dragon

after a girl gives you head, smack her in the back of the head so your load comes out her nose. when she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon

hey dude, girls don't like the angry dragon

by brian December 22, 2003

kiznabit

The sweetest Fantasy Basketball team ever created.

Have you seen Mike's new Fantasy team, Kiznabit? It's da bomb!

by Brian October 28, 2003

anklet

A bracelet made to be worn about the ankle... also known as an ankle bracelet.

Commonly used in the '90s by cheesy valley girl types, and now by hockey moms and other not-so-classy types

Beth, what a lovely anklet you're wearing!

by Brian November 6, 2004