Definitions by Brian

horse hung 

when a guy has a huge penis and is so big it can't stand up so it hangs out from the guys body like a horse's penis does

yo i saw marc's cock and he's definatly horse hung

horse hung by brian January 20, 2004

R* 

an abbriviation for the Game Company Rockstar Games who brought into this world wonderful games such as GTA:III and GTA:Vice City

when is R* gonna release the new GTA game?

R* by brian January 20, 2004

Windows XP 

I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.

Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.

Windows XP by Brian January 19, 2004

workaround 

a sad excuse for a bug fix.

Nullsoft forum lackies suggest using cross fade and other weird settings in winamp 5.01 that effect other aspects of audio file play in order to workaround the bug that produces gaps between cd audio tracks.

workaround by Brian January 17, 2004

haox 

1 Transtive/Verb
to trick into believing or accepting as genuine something false and often preposterous.
2: Noun
1 : an act intended to trick or dupe : IMPOSTURE
2 : something accepted or established by fraud or fabrication

They say the "Kennedy Assassination" was a "Hoax"

haox by Brian January 10, 2004

cool beans 

came from the tendancy for nipples getting hard(eg smuggling smarties, or peanuts) which is generally a cool thing

check out that chicks kewl beenz,

cool beans by brian January 7, 2004

Alienware 

a box with a roswell sticker on it. its like platinum plastic

ooo the case is scary ::dies::

Alienware by brian January 7, 2004