3-eyed turtle

thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, dick in mouth

example my ass...

by brian December 22, 2003

SWF

Acronym standing for Single White Female, an abbreviation often used in personal ads

SWF, age 43, looking for long walks on the beach and a place for my 73 cats to live.

by Brian February 17, 2004

Asaeo

false! (used emphatically).
Also used to negate any previous comment in conversation.

Also: Asae (a-say) short

"You owe me 20 bucks from the bar last night."
"OH, Asaeo!"
"Asaeo to your asaeo. You never paid up."

by Brian October 25, 2004

fuckchop

a dumbass, or screw-up. a person that is proficient at fucking things up, especially chopping, and rolling pot.

"adam, you're such a fuckchop you 14 year old asian hurtbag."

by brian September 02, 2004

gg

an abriviation of the words Good Game, most used in lobbys of online games on PC, PS2 and X-box, the opisite of gg is bg meaning bad game, but almost no one ever uses that

game in SOCOM finishes and hte score ended 5 to 6 in the chat room you would type gg

by Brian November 23, 2003

egg time

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.

Me: Egg time, fool!
Bogdan: I really don't see the advantage of eggtime.

by brian February 07, 2005

hobo gloves

gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.

I just made myself a pair of hobo gloves out of a small pair of old gloves.

by brian July 21, 2008