Brian's definitions

The Priest

A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.

Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.

Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.

Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!

Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!

by brian July 26, 2005

nubsauce

1. a term used by computer obsesed losers to define a computer obsesed loser who sucks at being a computer obsessed loser. Originated from l337 n00b, then nub, then nubsauce.

2. A verb meaning to ejaculate.

1. You stupid nubsauce, you suck as CS.

2. I nubsauced in your face.

by Brian December 2, 2004

Zilch

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

by brian April 27, 2004

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 1, 2004

10 by 10

The most outrageous cheeseburger available. For you eastcoast folk, this will word does not apply. Only us lucky western type are blessed with what we call "In 'n Out Burger". Part of the sacred "secret menu," this burger is not a meal, it's an event. A normal, hungry teenage boy could be satisfied with a double cheeseburger, but for the man with a real appetite, the 10 by 10 will be the only burger that would suffice. 10 patties, slabbed with 10 pieces of american processed cheese, this thing is a monster. It can't be eaten normally, unless you can unlock your jaw. Most people eat it on its side, and end up eating about 6 patties and cheese slices by themselves, like a steak. Only a true man can handle this 5000 calorie beast.

Last weekend Tim ate a 10 by 10 and puked up his small intestine.

by brian February 9, 2004

banter

Banter! Chattin some shite... At my school they just shout out BANTER! occassionally to move things along a bit.

"Banter!" "Thats some well ace banter."

by Brian February 27, 2004

butt helmet

when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass

hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet

by brian November 4, 2004