Brian's definitions

Kids

Another word for a friends.
Always used in the plural.

You enter a room with more than 1 of your friends:
"Hey kids."

by Brian July 13, 2004

gwardo

Slang term for cigarette, or "to smoke"

"Pass me a gwardo."

"Let's go gwardo on the porch."

by brian October 17, 2003

Speet

An action done to someone physically.

Danielle speeted Brian.

by Brian March 10, 2004

trogladites

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.

Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.

by brian August 31, 2005

fillatio

Oral sex to a male... Eg. Giving head

I found her on her knees giving her boyfriend fillatio

by Brian September 14, 2003

snot goblin

this is a goblin that sucks all the snot out of your nose and then takes the time to look in your fridge for a bit to eat. Then the snot eating freak is off to his next victom.

"that snot goblin was here last night, again, that bastard, i know have to buy more tuna." said tommy

by Brian February 23, 2004

Shit Mouth

A person who says foul things all the time. ie. as if shit were coming out of the person's mouth

Tell that "shit mouth" to stop saying bad things about me.

by Brian May 13, 2005