Brian's definitions

scamp

Yet another word for a bowel movement. Used by a small group of octogenarians from mid-Mississippi.

I ate too much bread yesterday and I haven't had a scamp all day.

by Brian March 2, 2005

Bumbler

A clumbsy idiot who happens to be funny looking too.

Casey ran into the tv and boom crash boom bang. Things were broken yet Casey looked funny when doing it so people called him a Bumbler.

by Brian February 27, 2005

Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005

burrow

To take a loan from someone. Originated by the habit of digging deep in your pockets to take out money.

My I burrow five dollars?

by Brian February 19, 2005

tsunami

When you piss everywhere in a bathroom

"Man, we that bathroom was hit by a triple tsunami, the walls and floors were full of piss!"

"Let's go tsunami"

by Brian February 19, 2005

iydmma

Used online by lazy people who don't want to type out what they want to say, this means "If you don't mind me asking."

John: My brother is twenty two years old.
Mary: iydmma, is he single?

by Brian February 19, 2005

jicyww

This is yet another of the lazy-interneter's acronyms promoting laziness. It means, "just in case you were wondering."

John: Hello, how are you?
Mary: im fine. jicyww, i missed class today becuz i wuz with ur brother.

by Brian February 19, 2005