Brendan's definitions

LAFD

Acronym: Los Angeles Fire Department

The LAFD have had to work hard due to the recent fires in the area due to global warming. Fortunately the LAFD aren't as corrupt as the LAPD and the fires were dealt with well.

by brendan September 5, 2004

karachi

Largest city in Pakistan (pop. 6.5 million), although not it's capital (Islamabad). Port city.

Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.

by brendan March 7, 2004

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004

Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.

''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

S&M

Scott and Moeller.

Awesome BMX products. The frames aren't too heavy and are very strong. The customer service is awesome as well.

I used to ride the S&M Dirtbike Classic, Zach rode the War Pig, and Paul had the Sabbath.

S&M Pitchforks have a 1000 year warranty.

by Brendan January 29, 2005

gozo.

Some crappy thing that sucks

my gozo is some crappy thing that really sucks.

by Brendan February 21, 2004

Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet

''Look at that wapper go''

by Brendan April 7, 2003