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pagant

A beauty pageant held in a forest, usually around the end of daylight savings time, where everyone featured is required to arrive there naked. A portmanteu of pagan and pageant (however, some pagans are less cycle-accurate and wear clothes)

"Tira and Morgana went to the pagant and almost forgot to not wear clothes." "After receiving their WICcan checks, Nefeteri and Hrothgar decided to go to the pagant to spend the money on Burger King scented incense and candles."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

555

The number of Wiccans, their official symbol (the pentacle) having 5 points, 5 letter "A"s, and 5 lines (minus the circle). This is in contrast to 666 and 777. 111 is 1/5 of 555, 1/6 of 666, and 1/7 of 777. Also can be pressed in a chat room if you're into that sort of thing.

Did I remember to mention that there's 5 elements too? Earth, Air, Water, Fire, and Spirit.

A Witch's sacred number is 555, a Satanist's 666, and a Christian's number would be 777.

Press 555 if you're Pagan.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

DigitalNativeDance

The coolest sound on the Roland D-50 synthesizer keyboard. The sound is made by a short looping digital recording going through built in effects and the sound of the internal recordings of drums looping after you've held down the key for a while. It sounds like natives banging on drums.

You like the Mellotron String section? DigitalNativeDance is da bomb!

DigitalNativeDance is the one preset where you can just hold down one note and it will sound impressive.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 1, 2007

Magicant

From a portmanteu of Magician and Can't. A practitioner of Clear Magic (illusion stage magic) that bungles every trick or isn't good with crowds.

Did you see that Magicant? He said he was going to pull a rabbit out of his hat but pulled out a bunch of rotten chicken eggs instead.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

sorcerer's apprentice mode

Like Mickey Mouse's brooms, sorcerer's apprentice mode is a computer event that triggers over and over again on its own output. There was once a time on USENET (an internet message board system) where a program was written to cancel anonymously posted messages automatically. Problem was, the canceling message was also an anonymous message which caused the program to trigger on its own output.

This actually will happen if you try to downgrade a 2.0 firmware PSP and you have Norton running...the screen real estate gets used up faster and faster with the same darn error message. This is because it gets a false positive that the downgrader is PSPBrick, then Norton quarantines the "virus" which causes it to notice the freshly quarantined virus as a new virus that was just installed seconds later, and the process repeats.

some source (sorce) code

int main(){
printf("There's been a horrible error!);
main(); /* call the main function and eat more memory */
}
return 0

"I tried to copy the downgrader to my PSP, but Norton seems to have went into sorcerer's apprentice mode."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

paladin shower

1. When a knight in shiny metal plate armor takes his enemy and hangs him by his feet and then slits his throat and the knight stands underneath so he can get his armor painted red with blood.

King Arthur took a paladin shower after he discovered that Lancelot ravaged Guinevere's vagina.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 23, 2007

gay boy advance

1. A fanboy term for the Nintendo Gameboy Advance.
2. Said of a man who devotes all of his life's cpu cycles to being the gayest thing going. Talks with a lisp and is all over the other boys. A young gay man who's severely 'advanced' into the gay stage.

1. "You still playing that gay boy advance? They got PSP now!"
2. "That paragon is such a gay boy advance. He keeps making suggestive motions toward the elementalists with his spear."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007