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God

You can't see him because he is not there.
Brasil: So, you're saying that God is the only way to eternal salvation?
HyunGyum: Yeah man, God is all loving and he will save you.
Brasil: Then, why does God make bad people go unpunished?
HyunGyum: hmm...
Brasil: Why doesn't God save the hungry children of the world? That doesn't sound like the "all-loving God" I have heard so much about.
HyunGyum: ...
Brasil: That's right! God doesn't do all of that because he doesn't exist!

Atheists: 1
Believers: 0
by BrasilStyle May 5, 2009
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Brasil

Brasil: Dude, Brasil is like the nation of the Gods. If heaven existed on Earth, it would be located in Brasil.
John: Naw.
Brasil: Man, Brasil owns guam, corea, u.s., armenia, japan, israel, africa, and specially argentina. These places don't even deserve to have the first letter of their names capitalized.
Guam: *QQs like Un Brazo*
HyunGyum: *Same as guam*
ArmoHater: *Same as HyunGyum*
Woo: *Same as ArmoHater*
John: *Goes back to work at my diamond mine*
by BrasilStyle May 11, 2009
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NBJ

Nigger Boy John

Term first given by Martin Luther King, Jr. in his work "Letter From a Birmingham Jail"
King explains that in his time, blacks were often called "Nigger" as their first name, "Boy" as their middle name, and "John" as their last name. Hence, NBJ.
Brasil: Hey, there goes a black kid with the name John. He fits perfectly for the term NBJ.
ArmoHater: You're right! Hey, NBJ! NBJ!
John: *runs away crying like un brazo*
by BrasilStyle March 26, 2009
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John

v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
by BrasilStyle January 27, 2009
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Fernando

v. to puke; to throw up.
A Fernando can be often caused by exercising after eating.
Boy 1: Dude, you shouldn't run after having that big lunch.
Boy 2: Don't worry about me.

*After one lap in the track*

Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up*
Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!
by BrasilStyle February 9, 2009
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John Zone

A place where nothing makes sense.

Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.
Guam: Look! The shitty people are actually running!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!
by BrasilStyle February 11, 2009
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