Definitions by BrasilStyle
Un Brazo
One of the mythical beasts of xcountry/track.
He was known for his unique running form, where he would run with one arm swinging regularly and the other arm dangling as he ran. Thus, the name Un Brazo was born.
He was also known for his very slow pace. He was often the last person to finish a race and would get outrageous times, like 30 minutes on a 3-mile race.
No one knows his real name. He just mysteriously appeared in one xcountry season and disappeared during track season, leaving behind the great impact that he had in our lives.
This is the Legend of the Un Brazo.
He was known for his unique running form, where he would run with one arm swinging regularly and the other arm dangling as he ran. Thus, the name Un Brazo was born.
He was also known for his very slow pace. He was often the last person to finish a race and would get outrageous times, like 30 minutes on a 3-mile race.
No one knows his real name. He just mysteriously appeared in one xcountry season and disappeared during track season, leaving behind the great impact that he had in our lives.
This is the Legend of the Un Brazo.
Brasil: Dude, do you remember Un Brazo? That nigga was so slow I could beat him running on my arms.
ArmoHater: OMG, Un Brazo! I just wanna get his head and beat him with the locker door!
John: You need to calm down.
ArmoHater: No regrets!
Brasil: Haters Club!
John: Wow, I don't know you guys anymore.
Brasil: Kudo and Guam, you guys can't join.
ArmoHater: Yeah, you guys gotta become more like haters.
ArmoHater: OMG, Un Brazo! I just wanna get his head and beat him with the locker door!
John: You need to calm down.
ArmoHater: No regrets!
Brasil: Haters Club!
John: Wow, I don't know you guys anymore.
Brasil: Kudo and Guam, you guys can't join.
ArmoHater: Yeah, you guys gotta become more like haters.
Un Brazo by BrasilStyle April 25, 2009
NBJ
Nigger Boy John
Term first given by Martin Luther King, Jr. in his work "Letter From a Birmingham Jail"
King explains that in his time, blacks were often called "Nigger" as their first name, "Boy" as their middle name, and "John" as their last name. Hence, NBJ.
Term first given by Martin Luther King, Jr. in his work "Letter From a Birmingham Jail"
King explains that in his time, blacks were often called "Nigger" as their first name, "Boy" as their middle name, and "John" as their last name. Hence, NBJ.
Brasil: Hey, there goes a black kid with the name John. He fits perfectly for the term NBJ.
ArmoHater: You're right! Hey, NBJ! NBJ!
John: *runs away crying like un brazo*
ArmoHater: You're right! Hey, NBJ! NBJ!
John: *runs away crying like un brazo*
NBJ by BrasilStyle March 26, 2009
John Zone
A place where nothing makes sense.
Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.
Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.
Guam: Look! The shitty people are actually running!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!
John Zone by BrasilStyle February 11, 2009
Fernando
Boy 1: Dude, you shouldn't run after having that big lunch.
Boy 2: Don't worry about me.
*After one lap in the track*
Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up*
Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!
Boy 2: Don't worry about me.
*After one lap in the track*
Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up*
Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!
Fernando by BrasilStyle February 9, 2009
John
v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
John by BrasilStyle January 27, 2009