Brandon H.'s definitions

rasputin

A nose hair that has become long enough to protrude visibly out of the nostril.

Did you see that guy's nose hair? I thought he was going to put my eye out! He needs to trim those rasputin's.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

buttmonkey

"see -fartknocker-"

Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey

by Brandon H. November 20, 2002

goodie-good

1. Someone who does a favor for someone else solely motivated by what they may get in return, especially sex. 2. The act of doing someone a favor hoping to get something in return, especially sex.

1. He only washed her car because he thought that she would sleep with him. What a goodie-good.

2. I did a goodie-good when I helped that little girl find her puppy in front of her mother.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

bon-bon

An overweight woman.

Jack went out with Tammy, who must weigh 300-pounds. She is a real bon-bon.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

lamp

To be in a lazy state. To sit around and do nothing.

I don't feel like going to the mall, I think I'll just lamp it.

All your lazy friend wants to do is lamp.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

moo-town-snacker

A man or woman who is preoccupied with a woman's breasts, specifically licking or sucking them during sex.

Jane said that all Carlos wanted to do in bed was suck on her boobs. He's a real moo-town-snacker.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

choopacabra

A man, specifically of mexican or latin persuasion, who is overtly aggressive in his advances towards women.

Jamie was frightened by the mexican guy that kept grabbing her at the club. What a choopacabra.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006