Brandon's definitions

pokens

poker mainly texas holdem

shit nigga lets go play some pokens so i can win dat cheese you got from your welfare check

by brandon March 25, 2004

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004

whhaerrre

a vagina thats shaped like a plate.

Man, that's one big whhaerrre!

by Brandon April 14, 2004

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

big jeffery

Snoop Dog

the pimp hand is why strong

by Brandon November 24, 2003

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 3, 2003

jiminy christmas

kinda like holy shit or jebus christ

oh jiminy christmas

by brandon February 17, 2005