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pokens

shit nigga lets go play some pokens so i can win dat cheese you got from your welfare check
by brandon March 25, 2004
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dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.
Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon
by Brandon December 24, 2004
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whhaerrre

a vagina thats shaped like a plate.
Man, that's one big whhaerrre!
by Brandon April 14, 2004
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liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex
jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.
by brandon May 1, 2004
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big jeffery

the pimp hand is why strong
by Brandon November 24, 2003
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zeddy

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.
by Brandon December 3, 2003
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