Brandon's definitions

crip

A Blue-ag wearing gang that originated in the 1960's. The Bloods are the rivals of this group.

This crip bKe cKrippin cKuzz

by brandon November 21, 2003

happycore

A type of music with high BPM and happy vocals and/or sounds. Mixed by DJs at Raves. UNDERGROUND!

Heart of Gold
Eternity
Break of Dawn

by Brandon December 10, 2003

deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench

Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.

by brandon October 1, 2004

SLG

Smart Looking Guy- usually asian with glasses

Hey SLG is drunk again lets roll him down the stairs.

by Brandon March 23, 2004

big jeffery

Snoop Dog

the pimp hand is why strong

by Brandon November 24, 2003

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 3, 2003

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004