Brandon's definitions

goddamn

I word used in a popular song by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz.

"Gon skeet skeet skeet skeet goddamn" followed by another "goddamn"

by Brandon January 5, 2004

A'ight Blah

When a person is disgusted or just plain annoyed by what someone else is saying; just tell them "a'ight...blah"!

What are you talking about man? A'ight blah!

by Brandon November 29, 2004

crack lighter

A larger than usual flame on a lighter.Adjusted by taking silver cap off and moving slider piece up from middle position and over to the left then put back down and repeated to get large flame.....flames usually are around 5-6 inches tall

Person 1:you got a light man for my cig?
Person 2:ya i got a CRACK LIGHTER.

by brandon April 10, 2004

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004

dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.

by Brandon February 20, 2005

debussey

A moist orifice only found in females, also known as vagina, pussy, or cunt. Used during sex as a means to please a woman, or during masturbation when she is horny and alone. Usually used in conjunction with the pleasure received from sex.

I pleased debussey today.

by brandon July 20, 2004

PITA

Pain In The Ass

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.

by Brandon March 9, 2004