by Brandon January 05, 2004
The act of BLitzing off. Or to tell somone to "Blitz off", an invented word inspired by playing too much blitzball of ff10
by Brandon November 12, 2003
Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
by brandon May 05, 2014
A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.
by Brandon September 19, 2003
Forcing someone on to the ground, commanding them to open their mouth and place their teeth on the side of a curb or slab of concrete, and then stomping on the back of their head/neck, effectively smashing all of their teeth, breaking their jaw, and possibly killing them.
by Brandon August 08, 2004
A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
by Brandon January 04, 2005