Brainiac's definitions

Dune

1. A mound of sand, usually found in a desert setting or near a beach.

2. The best science fiction novel ever written (by Frank Herbert). First published in 1965, and later made into a questionably decent film by director David Lynch.

1. The dunes shifted with the winds.

2. Arrakis, also known as Dune.

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Chimmy

Hispanic slang term for the name "Jimmy".

"Hey Chimmy! Where you goin', man?"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

bat shit crazy

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.

Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

lightning007

1. The speed (falsely shown by utilizing filming techniques) at which James Bonds' cars travel.

2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.

1. "Sit back and hang on, Octopussy! We're traveling lightning007 speed now!"

2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Gwabermellon

From the planet Gwaber, in the Andromeda Galaxy. A melon with the flavor of a Watermelon and fly feces. Loved by the Gwarberinians but not much cared for by Homo-Sapiens.

"Mmm. This gwabermelon tastes sweet... yet tart."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

peace monkey

The member of the gang
known for having the stash of guns.

Yo this nigga lost his gatt, he'll have to visit the "peace monkey".

by Brainiac September 29, 2003

sex slap

A consensual act of rough sex during which some spanking goes on. See also S&M.

"He sex-slapped the hell out her...and she loved it!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005