Brainiac's definitions

catch22

Term used to identify a snitch in the hood.

Or

A narc.

"Yo. You know that dude?"
"Yeah. He's catch22, man."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

Rusty Cup

A term used to describe a sports professional past his/her prime. Most commonly used in association with a washed-up baseball catcher or a previously successful golfer.

"He was such a good catcher, and now he's just an ol' rusty cup."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.

1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Fiver

Character in Watership Down, an excellent anthropomorphic novel by Richard Adams. A rabbit.

"Fiver lay down in the soft grass and began contemplating the cost of their travels."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

sockmember

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.

"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Gwabermellon

From the planet Gwaber, in the Andromeda Galaxy. A melon with the flavor of a Watermelon and fly feces. Loved by the Gwarberinians but not much cared for by Homo-Sapiens.

"Mmm. This gwabermelon tastes sweet... yet tart."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005