35 definitions by Brainiac
1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.
2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".
2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".
1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."
2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits
2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits
by Brainiac January 09, 2005
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Slang term for a type of jellyfish found in the waters around Australia and near the Great Barrier Reef.
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
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1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"
2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."
2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."
by Brainiac January 08, 2005
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by Brainiac August 07, 2004
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1. The speed (falsely shown by utilizing filming techniques) at which James Bonds' cars travel.
2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.
2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.
1. "Sit back and hang on, Octopussy! We're traveling lightning007 speed now!"
2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."
2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
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A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).
Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
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A word used by parents (usually after they accidentally injure themselves) who don't yet want their children to hear them cursing.
by Brainiac January 08, 2005
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