Definitions by Braden Fredericks

Rubbing The Hedgehog 

rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them

yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it

Rubbing The Hedgehog by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Rusty Fire Hydrant 

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

Rusty Fire Hydrant by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

trinity

Whore

“did you hear mike was with that new girl again, what a trinity she is”

trinity by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Santa’s Rodeo 

When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.

cum on down to santa’s rodeo this weekend $6.90 a ticket

Santa’s Rodeo by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Vigorous Jazz Hands 

When you combine foreplay into a hand job.

boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD

Vigorous Jazz Hands by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

French Centipede 

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis

yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick

French Centipede by Braden Fredericks July 3, 2017

african pickle 

When A black Guy Has A Chode

“Yo have you seen Adan’s african pickle?”

“nah bruh.”
“it’s tiny af!!!!”

african pickle by Braden Fredericks June 28, 2017