Braden Fredericks's definitions

Rubbing The Hedgehog

rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them

yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Vigorous Jazz Hands

When you combine foreplay into a hand job.

boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Santa’s Rodeo

When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.

cum on down to santa’s rodeo this weekend $6.90 a ticket

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

trinity

Whore

“did you hear mike was with that new girl again, what a trinity she is”

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

French Centipede

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis

yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick

by Braden Fredericks July 3, 2017

african pickle

When A black Guy Has A Chode

“Yo have you seen Adan’s african pickle?”

“nah bruh.”
“it’s tiny af!!!!”

by Braden Fredericks June 28, 2017