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Definitions by Brad67ley

Woodforest 

A place in Texas where you think it's a nice and safe place but in reality the rebellious crazy teens run it with their golf carts and jeeps.
Terry : I'm gonna move to Woodforest it looks safe!
Oliver : idc really just stay away from the teens
Woodforest by Brad67ley July 21, 2025
Chilliest person you will EVER know, even though bro leaves you on delivered for hours on end schlawg is still AMAZING

Likes Vocaloid, Mystorn, TBOI, used to like terraria but that was kinda abandoned
Tom : Hey, Victor is quite the cool guy

Doofle : IKR!?!?
Victor by Brad67ley July 21, 2025

Aldine, TX 

Possibly the sketchiest place ever right next to Houston! Live here if you want to never go outside ever.
Tom : I live in Aldine, TX!
Kyle : I'm so sorry to hear that
Aldine, TX by Brad67ley July 21, 2025

North Dakota 

North Dakota, the land of no trees but a lot of bees! What isn't there to love! Oh yeah everything.
Tom : Yo wanna go to North Dakota?
Kyle : NO!
North Dakota by Brad67ley July 21, 2025
Home of bluebell factory! Which basically runs half of the town! (And the "title" "The baseball capital of the world!")

The only thing good about here is the sight seeing and parks!

PS. North Brenham sucks! South Brenham is the best!
Guy : Wanna go to Brenham?
Guy 2 : Oh yeah let's go to Brenham! Just the South Part though
Brenham by Brad67ley July 17, 2025
Slang that means “good how bout you?” Often used in text
Texter 1 : hru?
Texter 2 : ghbu?
ghbu by Brad67ley July 7, 2023
A word for when you have to drink water but it is 4:00AM but then you realize there is water on your desk and you drink it.
Jeez, it’s 4AM and I’m really thirsty. Man but this is the best rest I’ve gotten I don’t wanna go downstairs.

Wait. OH YEAH I LEFT WATER HERE!

“Hey last night I almost had to go downstairs for water! But I had some on my desk!”

“So you solumtre?”

“I guess!”
Solumtre by Brad67ley July 6, 2023