herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....
JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!
by Braavosi May 22, 2003
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emtarkanderundersgunderson

One with a long and stupid name. Abbreviated to Em.
Boy, Em, you sure have some long and stupid names.
by Braavosi July 07, 2003
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homesar

1. n (hom-sar) One who has been buried up to his neck and covered in scorpions.
2. n One who is saving the best for last.
"I'm sa-vin' the best for laaast!"
by Braavosi April 30, 2003
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charlie fox

A cluster-fuck; a naval term used to describe when everything is going wrong. See SNAFU
We got a charlie-fox! Contact 3 is off radar!
by Braavosi April 30, 2003
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Schroedinger's Cat

A cat which is neither alive nor dead, but rather in a state of stasis, in a box. There is also in the box a geiger counter and a tiny radioactive particle, the counter wired to a vial of hydrochloric acid (that got your attention). After a set amount of time, the particle is 50% likely to decay, setting off a mechanism triggered by the geiger counter which smashes the vial and kills the cat. Supposedly, after that set amount of time, if no one looks in the box, the whole system is in a state of stasis because the cat is 50% likely to be alive and 505 likely to be dead, and is thus neither alive nor dead, but both. At least, until someone opens rhe box. There are all sorts of conundrums associated with this thesis, and it is very controversial.
Poor kitty... neither alive nor dead...
by Braavosi May 16, 2003
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