Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.

George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Asshole

Asshole is someone that derives pleasure from being mean to others because they're miserable.

Ken: Jeremy is no fun to be around cause he is such an Asshole.

Dale: Misery loves company.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

chat bang

Chat bang is just a fancy word for sexting someone online, however some people misuse the word by saying they were "chat banged" when a group of people trolled them.

I meet Kiera on MeWe.com and we liked each other, so she asked me if I wanted to chat bang. We chat banged for hours.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Hack job

Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.

Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.

Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?

Joe Blo: You know what I mean.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Pizza

Pizza is slang for someone that's a real "piece of" (sounds like "pizza") work.

Mack: That Jenny is a real piece of work.

Jay: I know! Isn't she a Pizza?

Mack: No doubt, brother, no doubt..

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Polish blowjob

Polish blowjob is when a girl has a guy pull his dick out of her ass and gives him a blowjob.

Lisa: I would really be turned on if I could peg you tonight.

Dale: Only if you give me a Polish Blowjob first.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019