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George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Metrosexual mug.Joe: I'm glad Julie lost interest in all the fat guys, but she seems real happy right now.
Samantha: She must be dating a Kye.
Samantha: She must be dating a Kye.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Get the Kye mug.Joe: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
Dave: I don't know.
Joe: None cuz they're all in the dark crying.
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Get the Emo mug.Failtard is a person who constantly trolls others in a futile attempt to look important, but fails miserably by making an idiot out of themselves instead. Failtard is a play on the words "Fail" and "retard".
Niles: I see you're still talking about me, Bobby. Makes you feel some self-worth, huh?
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
Bobby: Go eat a potato chip, girlfriend. Real Trolls don't cower from a fight, then come back later. They stick around for the whole battle.
Niles: You didn't start running your mouth again until you were sure I was gone, so try again FAILTARD.
Gina: Nice one Sir Pumpernickel.
Niles: Not you too!
Bobby: I think I'll go eat pizza.
*Little Johnny eats some popcorn and takes a sip of coke*
by Box Worm December 1, 2019
Get the Failtard mug.Joel: Jenny is hot. She'd probably make a decent girlfriend.
Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.
Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.
Joel: You can have her then.
Bob: Joel is smart.
Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
Roger: I don't think so. I heard she's an ASS KITTY.
Jay: What's wrong with that? Most chicks aren't adventurous enough to do anal.
Joel: You can have her then.
Bob: Joel is smart.
Jay: I'll just take Jenny then while the rest of you circle jerk each other.
Kye: Well said.
by Box Worm November 30, 2019
Get the Ass kitty mug.Jace: I told Haley to sit on my face, so she queened me, but she had her period and I ended up eating cherry pie.
Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?
Jace: A little undercooked.
Ray: She cherry pied you, huh? How did it taste?
Jace: A little undercooked.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Cherry pie mug.Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.
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