Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Heather: What do you want to do tonight?
Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.
Heather: Mmmkay.
Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.
Heather: Mmmkay.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Jay: Bob isn't much of a man. He lets his wife, Lindy, wear the pants of the house.
Dee: That's just love.
Jay: I'd call it being a Butt Nugget.
Dee: That's just love.
Jay: I'd call it being a Butt Nugget.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.
Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Boomer is a word that is commonly misused by Snowflakes to mean "ignorant of what's 'cool' because you're old-fashioned". What the word actually means is someone born between 1946 - 1964 because there was a population boom.
Chad: Okay Boomer.
Steven: You toss that word around like you know what it means. I'm only 29, so you must be one of those Snowflakes?
Chad: Okay Boomer.
Steven: You toss that word around like you know what it means. I'm only 29, so you must be one of those Snowflakes?
Chad: Okay Boomer.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

George thought he was going to give a great speech, but the audience only haha'd him out of the stadium.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
