Definitions by Box Worm

Italian stallion 

Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.

George: Man that dude is really hung!

Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?

George: Yes I am.

Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.

Armando: Moo moo brown cow.

Italian stallion by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Toe daddy 

Toe daddy is a guy that sucks his girlfriend's toes for free pussy.

Mom: I notice you seem happy with Jerry, but I never see him buy you anything.

Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.

Mom: Oh okay.

Toe daddy by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

Stool pigeon by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Drama Queen 

Drama Queen is one that's concerned with turning all personal issues they have with people into public issues (drama).

Al: Tim was a pretty good friend, until he decided that my sex life was everyone else's business. I have no tolerance for a Drama Queen.

Kate: I never liked Tim to begin with. I always thought he was fake.

Drama Queen by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Sir Pumpernickel 

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".

*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.

Sir Pumpernickel by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Greaser

Greaser is an Italian lowlife, especially one that has greasy hair, mistreats women, and listens to loud rap music.

Romeo: I'm starting to love Toni's cooking. He makes spaghetti all the time and listens to some pretty cool rap music too.

Juliette: I hope you're not turning into a Greaser.

Greaser by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Metrosexual 

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.

George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.

Metrosexual by Box Worm November 24, 2019