pants

Something that is really fucking lame.
Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.
by Box August 09, 2004
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muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.
by Box May 06, 2004
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knifehits

by box May 28, 2003
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lazy ass

The lazy ass, related to the lazy eye, is a common affliction for the sleep-deprived. Whilst one glute may move perfectly normally, the other lacks ambition and direction. It often fails to move and may start twitching.
Tony- Man, Greg's lazy ass is really acting up today.
Diane- Teeheehee
Greg (as he stumbles around compensating for his rabmbunctious left buttock)- Shut up you guys, this is really uncomfortable.
by Box March 23, 2005
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top drawer

That shot was top drawer my good man.
by box June 02, 2003
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boxmaster

Noun

One who is highly trained in the art of pleasing a woman through excessive touching in the genital region.
Ex.

Gena- DAAAAAAAAAMN Craig is a MACHINE in the boudoir.
Candy (dreamily) - ya he's a true boxmaster.
by Box March 29, 2005
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zoot

1.Young male part of the "hip-hop" culture.
2.Urban jungle warrior
Hey look at those zoots stealing your car!
by box March 07, 2005
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