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Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.
by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009
Get the independently destitute mug.A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.
“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
Get the stealth walker mug.1. A utopian distiller of single-malt scotch that would be located on the Isle of Islay if it existed.
2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.
2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.
by Bottom Ford January 4, 2010
Get the Begmore mug.1. The few words one knows in another language sufficient to start a fight.
2. A fight over the proper use of a word.
2. A fight over the proper use of a word.
1. Bottom doesn’t speak Spanish; he only knows enough of the lingua fracas to get into trouble.
2. “ ‘Impact’ is a verb only in the lingua fracas.”
“You mean, like, when my fist impacts your face?”
2. “ ‘Impact’ is a verb only in the lingua fracas.”
“You mean, like, when my fist impacts your face?”
by Bottom Ford May 1, 2010
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Get the reef rash mug.A ringing in the ears that sounds like a hovering mosquito, brought on by the anticipation that mosquitoes WILL begin to torment you just as you are dozing off.
by Bottom Ford August 21, 2010
Get the mosquito tinnitus mug.When you are trying to eat Jello in an impaired state and it jumps to its death somewhere below the dish.
by Bottom Ford April 3, 2010
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