1. A utopian distiller of single-malt scotch that would be located on the Isle of Islay if it existed.
2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.
2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.
by Bottom Ford January 04, 2010
When you say something you know will cause your friend to make a face, and you make it first to avert an accusation of mimicry.
by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010
A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.
“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
Knowledge or a system of knowledge covering improbable results of spa treatments or the operation of spa logic especially as fabricated for sales purposes and concerned with bodily appearance and sense pleasures.
by Bottom Ford June 08, 2009
The world’s best hiding place. You would never go there expecting to find someone interesting. Zero stalkers. Zero paparazzi. Zero vampires.
“I heard Matt Damon bought a house in Mill Creek, WA.”
“Smart move. No one will look for him there.”
“Smart move. No one will look for him there.”
by Bottom Ford May 04, 2010
A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.
by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010
by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010