23 definitions by Bottom Ford
The world’s best hiding place. You would never go there expecting to find someone interesting. Zero stalkers. Zero paparazzi. Zero vampires.
“I heard Matt Damon bought a house in Mill Creek, WA.”
“Smart move. No one will look for him there.”
“Smart move. No one will look for him there.”
by Bottom Ford May 4, 2010
by Bottom Ford March 2, 2010
When you are trying to eat Jello in an impaired state and it jumps to its death somewhere below the dish.
by Bottom Ford April 4, 2010
1. The few words one knows in another language sufficient to start a fight.
2. A fight over the proper use of a word.
2. A fight over the proper use of a word.
1. Bottom doesn’t speak Spanish; he only knows enough of the lingua fracas to get into trouble.
2. “ ‘Impact’ is a verb only in the lingua fracas.”
“You mean, like, when my fist impacts your face?”
2. “ ‘Impact’ is a verb only in the lingua fracas.”
“You mean, like, when my fist impacts your face?”
by Bottom Ford May 2, 2010
“Bottom doesn’t go to church; he prefers mattress worship.”
by Bottom Ford April 17, 2010
Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.
by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009
When Teenage Dream came on I wanted to jump out of my seat, but because I was driving I had to settle for the hand hula.
by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010